Cartman: His mom talks him into eating a chicken pot pie
Cartman: "Somebody's baking brownies"
Cartman: "Yeah I want cheesy poofs"
Cartman: His opinion on Kyle's mom
Cartman: "That dog is a gay homosexual"
Cartman: "You shut your mouth....and make babies"
Cartman: Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch in D minor
Kenny: How do you know she has a cat?
Ned: He has some bad gas
Big Gay AL: "Christians, republlicans, and nazis, oh my!"
Mr. Hat: Mr. Hat gets PISSED
Football Announcer: "I haven't seen a jew run like that since Poland, 1938!"
Mr. Garrison: "Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?"
Mr.Hankey: Howdy HO!
Cartman: My uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool
Jesus: Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me
Bus Driver: What did you say? I said rabbits eat lettuce
Stan's uncle: Bird!!!!!!
Mr.Hankey: You smell an awful lot like flowers
Bus Driver: What did you say? I said i have a bad itch
Counsler: Mookie stinks
Mr. Garrison: Well that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan
Kenny: Kenny gets bird crap
Kyle: Maybe your mom can give us a kiss too Cartman
Cartman: This is like the gun I used in Nam
Mr.Hat: You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!!!
Big Gay AL: Super, thanks for asking!
Mr.Hankey: He sings his jolly Christmas song
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